There will always be that one annoying person..

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this blog is epic

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That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if you’re sexually active.

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… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this:

”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.

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I’m the type of girlfriend

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  • Who would cook for you.
  • Play/Joke around with you.
  • Tell you everything honestly you want to know.
  • Open up how I feel if you ever want to know.
  • Take silly pictures with you.
  • Play video games/Sports with you.
  • Cuddle with you.
  • Play dress up with you.
  • Go out and pay for us once in awhile.
  • Gives surprises.
  • Who would talk about dorky things.
  • React to things funny.

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reblog if you’re a “whatever the fuck I feel like posting” blog.

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I speak three languages fluently:

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Smartass, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

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